Can't Stop The Flail

itslevilosa: sokkalogical: seeing other artists ‘doodles’ i was just bored during class my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:13:15 -0700

itslevilosa:

sokkalogical:

seeing other artists ‘doodles’

i was just bored during class my ass.

lol blocking tumblr again for the sake of my calc grade

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:37 -0700

lol blocking tumblr again for the sake of my calc grade

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:06:42 -0700

“I got a fan letter from a young lady. It was a suicide note.
So I called her, and I said, “Hey, this is Jimmy Doohan. Scotty, from Star Trek.” I said, “I’m doing a convention in Indianapolis. I wanna see you there.”

I saw her — boy, I’m telling you, I couldn’t believe what I saw. It was definitely suicide. Somebody had to help her, somehow. And obviously she wasn’t going to the right people.

I said to her, “I’m doing a convention two weeks from now in St. Louis.” And two weeks from then, in somewhere else, you know? She also came to New York - she was able to afford to got to these places. That went on for two or three years, maybe eighteen times. And all I did was talk positive things to her.

And then all of the sudden — nothing. I didn’t hear anything. I had no idea what had happened to her because I never really saved her address.

Eight years later, I get a letter saying, “I do want to thank you so much for what you did for me, because I just got my Master’s degree in electronic engineering.”

That’s…to me, the best thing I’ve ever done in my life.”

ecnewman: stereobone: waterlostinthesea: Hay on Wye- A town...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:56:43 -0700

ecnewman:

stereobone:

waterlostinthesea:

Hay on Wye- A town in Wales known as the “town of bookshops”

Containing over 30 bookstores, specializing in rare books, used books, books of all types, it is a major destination for bibliophiles.

I plan on visiting.

foxylikeme: Condom commercial written and directed by a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:47:33 -0700

foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:44:14 -0700

kripke-is-my-king: drawing-bored: isn’t sass an emotional...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:41:27 -0700

Leonard Nimoy (1968)

Zachary Quinto (2009)

kripke-is-my-king:

drawing-bored:

isn’t sass an emotional response?

Can we just give a round of applause for A++ recasting, please?

ponfart: pavelchekovbodypillow: i think about this daily DOWNRIGHT PUTRID

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:39:41 -0700

ponfart:

pavelchekovbodypillow:

i think about this daily

DOWNRIGHT PUTRID

best-of-funny: nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:37:45 -0700

best-of-funny:

nintooner:

in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

I’m sorry

X

flitwickslittlebrotha: live-in-tricolor: maureen-doolittle: geekynerdgirl: melodiousschemer: don...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:36:26 -0700

flitwickslittlebrotha:

live-in-tricolor:

maureen-doolittle:

geekynerdgirl:

melodiousschemer:

dontkillchic:

go-cakeless:

queenofpeen:

jimbokern:

squidnipple:

kankricheckshisprivilegetwice:

genociderkomaeda:

8ad-jokes:

Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?

I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

Fill in these (okay maybe somewhat weird) questions and add your result?

X

2

6

4

3

3

x

3

And I failed. Great.

3

3!

2.

petite-madame: Sketchbook spread 2 (2013) Sometimes I write...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:33:50 -0700

petite-madame:

Sketchbook spread 2 (2013)

Sometimes I write short fics in French and illustrate them. Also, The S1!Sam is inspired by a great photoset I saw on Tumblr ♥

(Color pencils, ballpoint pen + copic markers)

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:31:09 -0700

burningbra: Team Free Will! Check out my Art Blog...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:29:58 -0700

burningbra:

Team Free Will!

Check out my Art Blog (http://ladydeesladies.tumblr.com/)
Or my Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/29233006@N06/)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:25:55 -0700

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

abakkus: toiletllama: How It’s Made, Decorative...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:21:12 -0700

abakkus:

toiletllama:

How It’s Made, Decorative Candles.

When I was a kid, a lady who made and sold these at a stand at the mall lived by my grandma, and gave me a candle like this. Neither she or her stand are around here anymore… ;v;

leaveourloveinthegutter: WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS SOMEONE’S LEG...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:14:22 -0700

leaveourloveinthegutter:

WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS SOMEONE’S LEG AND FOOT I’M C RYINIGK

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:12:37 -0700

wearitasawormstach: tall: pocketpinya: boomette: look at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:11:11 -0700

wearitasawormstach:

tall:

pocketpinya:

boomette:

look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

oh my god i found the post that started it all

oh my god my blog is now complete

godisnotonflatbread: soft satan sad satan little ball of rage sassy satan sammy satan why did...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:08:38 -0700

godisnotonflatbread:

soft satan

sad satan

little ball of rage

sassy satan

sammy satan

why did you kill gabe

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:04:02 -0700