May 2013
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itslevilosa:
sokkalogical:
seeing other artists ‘doodles’
i was just bored during class my ass.
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lol blocking tumblr again for the sake of my calc grade
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ponfart:
pavelchekovbodypillow:
i think about this daily
DOWNRIGHT PUTRID
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best-of-funny:
nintooner:
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
X
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flitwickslittlebrotha:
live-in-tricolor:
maureen-doolittle:
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dontkillchic:
go-cakeless:
queenofpeen:
jimbokern:
squidnipple:
kankricheckshisprivilegetwice:
genociderkomaeda:
8ad-jokes:
Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me? I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
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godisnotonflatbread:
soft satan
sad satan
little ball of rage
sassy satan
sammy satan
why did you kill gabe
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reichenbackdatassup:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
this is a beautiful thing
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markhumpus:
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
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stolenpandorica:
elisetheawesome:
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
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halfhalfling:
I don’t think you understand how emotional this makes me:
HE CALLED HIM SAM, NOT MOOSE, NOT JOLLY GREEN, NOT GIRAFFE. JUST SAM. I’M GONNA CRY.
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castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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Talkin' 'Bout Star Trek: Into Darkness:
icanbebadifiwant:
Part 1
The abysmal representation and treatment of female characters in the AbramsVerse:
Read More
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aceofwands:
whitelaws:
but what would you classify an au fic of mirrorverse reboot trek as
because omg if someone were to write a spy au fic of the mirrorverse reboot it would literally be au fic of an au of an au of the prime timeline based off a canonical au of said prime timeline
The Star Trek fandom ladies and gentlemen.
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teashoesandhair:
utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:
tommarvolohiddles:
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
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thedramasummerx:
license-to-sonic:
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craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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hobbit24601:
mydarlingangelgabriel:
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